Ocean jokes
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).
12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."