What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you fuck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR FUCKED NOW