Occupation jokes
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT BARS in the kitchen!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.