What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
Occupation Jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT BARS in the kitchen!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
