Occupation jokes
I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.
She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS!
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.