Occupation jokes
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
What did the bulldozer say to the house?
"I wanna bulldoze houses!"
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
- I work with animals.
- Great! What job?
- A butcher.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!