Occupation jokes
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
What did the bulldozer say to the house?
"I wanna bulldoze houses!"
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
¿Qué hizo el cartero enojado?
Estampó su feeeeeeet!!!
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.