Occupation jokes
- I work with animals.
- Great! What job?
- A butcher.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
¿Qué hizo el cartero enojado?
Estampó su feeeeeeet!!!
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.