Occupation jokes
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS!
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT BARS in the kitchen!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
What did the bulldozer say to the house?
"I wanna bulldoze houses!"
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
- I work with animals.
- Great! What job?
- A butcher.
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.