Occupation jokes
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.
I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.
She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!