Occupation

Occupation jokes

A man walks into a bar.

Then he walks into a Pole.

Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"

What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?

Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.

After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?

Because he had a ton of sick beets.

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.

Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?

Because they have all the angles covered.