A man walks into a bar.
Then he walks into a Pole.
Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor? The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver driver have in common? Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box
FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA, PALESTINE WILL BE FREE. MY NAME SHOWS IT ALL IF YOU CAN'T SEE, IDC AT ALL, YOU CAN BAN ME. BUT LET ME TELL YOU ONE THING, WITHOUT GOD, ISR-EL IS NOTHING. SO LET ME SAY IT AGAIN, ONE LAST TIME, FREE FREE PALESTINE!
In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in galilee during the roman occupation? An Itallian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" At the butcher shop"
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Mom can I be a fire fighter when i grow up Mom: oh you wont grow up caillou
First date be like:
Me: I work with animals every day.
Her: Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?
Me: I'm a butcher.
I didn't come into the prostitution business...
It came into me.
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that If you ever feel useless...
Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, Trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with...
the Taliban
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
So she could have someone to call daddy.
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.
why did the hooker quit her job?
she had a nut allergy
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business
