A man walks into a bar.
Then he walks into a Pole.
Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"
A man walks into a bar.
Then he walks into a Pole.
Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
How is a priest like a wristwatch?
They both start at 12.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.