Bulldozer jokes
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
What do you call a cow that sleeps?
A bulldozer! 🐄💤
Memes
What did the bulldozer say to the house?
"I wanna bulldoze houses!"
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
What do you call a bull sleeping?
A bull-dozer.
Here are 20 jokes for you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
How does a bee style its hair? With a honeycomb!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer!
I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
I hate these double standards.
If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!
What's the difference between a broken shovel and a young child?
The shovel doesn't cry when you swing it into a wall repeatedly.