Occupation jokes
¿Qué hizo el cartero enojado?
Estampó su feeeeeeet!!!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.