Occupation jokes
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.
But I got fired from that job.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.