Occupation jokes
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT BARS in the kitchen!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion?
The peanut butler.
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
I took my mother-in-law out today...
I love being a sniper.
Balls maker.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
"Mommy, mommy! Are we janitors?"
"Shut up and pass me the mop."
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Parademic
I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.