What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
Occupation Jokes
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion?
The peanut butler.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
"Mommy, mommy! Are we janitors?"
"Shut up and pass me the mop."
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
Balls maker.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I donāt care what yāall think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. Iāve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Yāall need to give more respect to the mining ā community.
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.
Parademic
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
I took my mother-in-law out today...
I love being a sniper.
Why canāt a blind person be a teacher? Because they canāt control their pupils.
