Occupation jokes

What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.

The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.

I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.

But I got fired from that job.

A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.

What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?

The 102nd.

Balls maker.

Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.

Who answers the door at the peanut mansion?

The peanut butler.

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

"Mommy, mommy! Are we janitors?"

"Shut up and pass me the mop."

Twin monks who ring the church bells died.

Now they are dead ringers. :)

Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?

Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.

Tell it to your parents and friends!

Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.

Do you know the teacher that went up into space?

You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."

Why don't cows make good policemen?

Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!

Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?

She was standing way too close to the dancers.

Parademic

I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.

The toughest job I ever had was when I was selling doors, door-to-door.