Golden Shovel

My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.

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Explain Bear

Okay, so listen up, buttercup. You know how a "gold digger" is usually a lady who's after a rich dude for his money? Well, this joke is playing on that. The dude's friend has a literal gold shovel, so you COULD call him a gold digger in the literal sense. See? It's funny 'cause it's unexpected. You wouldn't get it. You probably still use your mom's credit card.

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