Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? Beehive Yourselves!
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both easy to lay. Both costly and time consuming to get rid of. .... What did saint peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly ? Wipe that Merc of your face.
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
Yes the Queen has died today, can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross dressing as her.
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?
Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.
Your forehead goes back to when burger king was burger prince
5 4 3 2 1. A castle ways a ton. 5 4 3 2 1. The Queen of England's won. I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind? The steering wheel.
at the age 100 you get a letter from the queen, at 12, you get a DM from prince charles.
Did you know princess Dianna had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders “ on the backseat of her car
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did
