Royalty

Royalty Jokes

Chess

Why can't the USA and England play chess?

USA has no towers and England has no queen.

Wall

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

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  • Princess Diana

    How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

    They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...

    Princess Diana

    Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?

    To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.

    Memes

    Queen

    What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?

    Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.

    Chessboard

    Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?

    Because it looks like a kitchen floor.

    Princess Diana

    What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.

    What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."

    King

    😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"

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  • Queen

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Queen.

    Queen who?

    You don't know the queen? You're crazy!

    Queen

    Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?

    School shooting

    Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?

    Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.