Royalty jokes
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.
When a king farts, is it considered a noble gas?
Let's chat here, Prince.
Prince, can we please chat now? Pls, pls! Love you!
{ before Queen Elizabeth ii died :/ she was cracked at fortnite }
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
Prince, I'm ready to chat!
Once a bird went to search for food. Then suddenly he saw grain on a road. When he saw a bullock cart, he said, "That's too far away." Then the bullock immediately came, and the king bird came, and the deceitful bird said, "Sorry, Majesty, I was wrong to eat this on the road." And then he died, and the king bird goes back and tells everybody about it.
"Prince, please talk to me!"
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
"Prince? Are you still there?"
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"
Once a knight was called a "kuhnigitt," that's because he was one!
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
"Echhh!"
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.