What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
Parademic
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
What is a suicidal horny person's job?
A butcher.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
What's the most difficult thing about being a pediatric surgeon?
Keeping the scalpel steady while masturbating.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
My stepdad took me to work, and he told me I could climb trees.
I woke up in a hospital. Wait, did I mention that my stepdad was a lumberjack?
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
I blend children to make a good living.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.
