One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me "what's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
Shrek Ogrestone
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A Fizzician.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.