Cat and Vet

  • Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.

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    Listen here, nimrod! The joke is a dark play on what happens when you get a vet to take care of your cat. Instead of a healthy cat, you get a dead one. Vets ain't good, got it?

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