First Date Surprise

  • First date be like:

    Me: "I work with animals every day."

    Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"

    Me: "I'm a butcher."

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    So basically, this dummy goes on a date and tries to sound all sensitive by saying he works with animals. The lady is all impressed, thinking he's like a vet or something. Then BAM! He drops the bomb that he's a butcher. I bet you didn't even know what a butcher was, huh? Well, it's someone who slaughters and sells animals. Don't worry, I didn't expect you to know that, genius.

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