Zac jokes

Biggest joke?

[Image of Zac Efron]

Yo yo Zac, have you Amber HEARD about the Johnny Depp case? ARRRRRRRRRRR!

What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah

Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

What is red and looks like a zebra?

My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU

Russia.

After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.

I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.