What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
Why did the orange stop?
Because it ran out of juice. Hahhaha.
Why did the vegetable go to jail?
He kaled a man and stole a 9-carat gold bar.
