Well-being jokes
A man lost his left arm.
He's all right now.
Hey Gwen, reply to me and say if everything is alright.
My mental health.
Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
"kys" (keep yourself safe).
Everyone: "Wow, you're so nice and perfect! Your life must be great!"
*Reality of having depression* Me: "Oh yeah, I guess. 😀"
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, I hope you are happy now.
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
My happiness.
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
Imagine being depressed. Couldn’t be me.
How do you get the depressed kid out of the tree? You cut the rope.
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.
My attempt in 2021.
And my attempt this year.
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.