Well-being jokes
Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!
Happiness belonged to you, then gave you depression.
You fighting? More like you're dying!
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.”
“Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a needle.
Doctor: I see your point!
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
We’ll be back.
I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!
What a negative effect!
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
Roses are red, my blood is too, And I've been seeing it a lot more, since I've lost you.
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
What is the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your whole day. Anal sex makes your hole weak.
Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.
Bros got barcode arms.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.