Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
What's the difference between a baby and a sweet potato? About 140 calories.
doctor: you need to eat healthy.
me: no.
doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after I suggested it died.
me: oh my goodness.
doctor: in a plane crash.
me: that sounds unrelated.
doctor: I'm the one that crashed it. Do not disobey me!
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!