Nutrition jokes
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
Why did the orange stop?
Because it ran out of juice. Hahhaha.
Once I ate a table... it was food consuming.
Why did the vegetable go to jail?
He kaled a man and stole a 9-carat gold bar.
Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
I keep getting ads about belly fat.
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
Nuts, nuts, nuts!
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
Why does my mum eat carrots?
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.
He'll probably leave her alone now.
He doesn't eat vegetables.
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.