Nutrition jokes
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 馃崐鈥擨t takes Vitamin See!
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
Why don鈥檛 oranges 馃崐 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
Why does the orange 馃崐 beat the other fruits 馃崕 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
Why did the orange stop?
Because it ran out of juice. Hahhaha.
Once I ate a table... it was food consuming.
Why did the vegetable go to jail?
He kaled a man and stole a 9-carat gold bar.
Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
I keep getting ads about belly fat.
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
Nuts, nuts, nuts!
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
Why does my mum eat carrots?
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.
He'll probably leave her alone now.
He doesn't eat vegetables.
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.
If you鈥檙e forced to have it as a child, you won鈥檛 like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.