Nutrition jokes
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's appealing!
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Bean.
Never eat more than you can lift.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Answer: The table part.
The lunch lady gave me only one carrot. I didn't carrot all.
Did you hear about the tomato and the lettuce race?
Well, the lettuce was ahead, and the tomato was trying to ketchup!
I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.
The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me... how dairy!
An apple a day, or you'll die anyway.
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
What's the hardest part of eating vegetables?
The wheelchair.
Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.
I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.