What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
What's the hardest part of eating vegetables?
The wheelchair.
Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.
I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
