You know, I got attacked by a man with cheese and a bit of milk.
How dairy!
Nutrition Jokes
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
Orphans will eat toes for food.
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
What do dogs eat? Dog food.
Spinach
Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
What's the worst part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.