What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
I keep getting ads about belly fat.
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
Nuts, nuts, nuts!
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
Why does my mum eat carrots?
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.
He'll probably leave her alone now.
He doesn't eat vegetables.
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Bean.
The lunch lady gave me only one carrot. I didn't carrot all.
Did you hear about the tomato and the lettuce race?
Well, the lettuce was ahead, and the tomato was trying to ketchup!
I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.
An apple a day, or you'll die anyway.
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
