Here's a better version of a previous joke:
I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
One day a kid walks up to there mom and asks whey is my name daisy? The mom's reply is because when you were born a daisy landed on your head. The second kid asks why is my name butterfly? The mom's reply is because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head. Then you hear ooooooooohahbfisbfsdkf. Shut up brick!
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