Why is there no medication in Africa? Because doctors advised you don't take it on an empty stomach.
What’s the LGBTQ+’s favorite cereal? Fruity pebbles.
Why I can’t be skinny? i hurt myself for fatting.-jenny
hello please i want gaain wait-jenny year later
How many potato to feed the elephant
I don’t know why I go to the gym being healthy is dying fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up
Cheese, a beloved food item across the globe, has a rich history, diverse varieties, and significant nutritional value. Originating over 7,000 years ago, cheese has evolved from a method of preserving milk to a culinary staple enjoyed in countless dishes and cuisines. The diversity of cheese is truly astounding. From the creamy Brie of France to the sharp Cheddar of England, the smoky Gouda of the Netherlands to the tangy Feta of Greece, each variety of cheese reflects the culture and geography of its origin. The process of cheese-making, while sharing a common foundation, varies greatly, resulting in differences in texture, flavor, and appearance. This diversity is a testament to human ingenuity and the rich tapestry of global food culture. In terms of nutrition, cheese is a valuable source of protein, calcium, and vitamins such as B12. However, it's also high in fat and sodium, which means it should be consumed in moderation as part of a balanced diet. Despite this, the unique flavors and textures of cheese make it a cherished part of many people's diets.
my doctor said i need to lose calories, so i got a piece of paper, wrote calories and lit it on fire.
Why can't people in africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene !!
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doctor: you need to eat healthy
me: no
doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after i suggested it died
me: oh my goodness
doctor: in a plane crash
me: that sounds unrelated
doctor: i'm the one that crashed it. do not disobey me
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
Milk makes you tall right? Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk??
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
Im not fat!!
Im a Nutritional Overachiever
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years? A war of nutrition
vegetarian: I prefer plants herbivore: I just like food cannibal: I'm a people person
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
