Two old Indian ladies out picking Potato's one ladie stops staring at this huge potato turning it round and round . The other old Ladie sais to her what are you doing she sais these potato's remind me of my ((husbands nuts )) she sais oh my are they really that BIG she said no there that dirty. lololol
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?....a busted nut.
A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I'M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS.
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke?
He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says "what the hell is that?". The pirate said "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!".
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
you.
yo mama so stupid she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
