A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said,
"Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls, please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight!"
She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow.
And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts!"
Alright listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is about a pig who is into some real freaky stuff. He wants a lady to crush his balls, and he's even willing to pay for it. I bet you are into some weird stuff too, but maybe not into crushing balls, because that is just strange. You are strange too, though.
