Why did the squirrel do the backstroke?
He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
you.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
