Nut jokes
What is a magic car? One that flies!
What is a dog?
An animal.
What is the difference between a human and a can?
A human can walk and a can cannot walk.
I have special needs, and I was born with it.
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
What is your favorite time of day?
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
What is the difference between a car and a tree?
A tree cannot drive, but a car can drive.
What kind of nut hates baseball? A nut that’s sick.
I love jokes!
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow.