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the cat ran across the road when the car swerved it killed a bear that killed a dog that killed a squirrel that killed a nut, the cat survived it all, the cat killed the squirrel and the bear with the car... the cat still died why? It had a Catastrophic Catcident
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess.
His family is nuts.
His neighbor is an asshole.
His best friend is a pussy.
And his owner beats him.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
have you heard of the.. uh Pokemon called uh rhy.. rhy
rhydon deez nuts
My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
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Dr. Brody: Sir, your son has a disease called boofa.
Dad: What's boofa?
Dr. Brody: Both of these nuts in your mouth.
What do u call nuts on ur chest? Chestnuts What do u call nuts on the wall? Walnuts What do u call nuts on ur chin? A blowjob
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry
Why do vegetarians give good head?
Because they’re used to eating nuts.
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
Do you know Imagine Dragons Yeah Imagine Dragon my nuts across your face
Yo girl...do you like squirrels, because i'm about to nut in your hole
a student was peeking in on a 10/10 chick and the guy was about to nut. the school shooter patted his back and told him to leave his corpses alone
Why didn't the squirrel wanna go swimming because he didnt wanna get his nuts wet
Deez nuts
GOT EEMMMMMMMM
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.
The bartender asks him why.
And the pirate says:
"Argh, It's driving me nuts."
This disabled kid walked up to me so I asked what disease he had. He said Lima. So I said, come again? And he said Lima nuts and I asked if that was a fruit and he said. No I'm a vegetable.