A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg, and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants."
The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts."
Pirate's Steering Wheel
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Explain Bear
Hey, dummy, get it? The pirate has a steering wheel on his pants and he says it's "driving me nuts". "Driving" as in steering a ship and "nuts" because it's near his... you know. You're probably one of those city folk who can't tell a starboard from a port. Sad!
PiPi
Lol I peed my pants, that it was soaked! You are hilarious!!!!!!!!