Cashew

Cashew Jokes

Nut

What did the nut chasing the other nut say? "I'mma cashew!"

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  • Banana

    Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."

    Walnut says, "I look like a brain."

    Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."

    Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"

    Nut

    Two nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other, "I'm-a cashew!"

    Date

    I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.

    Nut

    Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?

    It was nut funny.

    Shirt

    What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?

    It becomes a chestnut.

    Nut

    What did the mama nut say to her son?

    “If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”

    Nut

    Which nut is the best at playing tag?

    Catch-yous, aka cashews.