Cashew jokes
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? "I'mma cashew!"
Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."
Walnut says, "I look like a brain."
Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."
Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?
It was nut funny.
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
Cashew, see, I'm nuts about you!?
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
Which nut is the best at playing tag?
Catch-yous, aka cashews.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.
You must be rich! You've got all the cashews.
Two nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other, "I'm-a cashew!"
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”