What did the nut chasing the other nut say? "I'mma cashew!"
Cashew Jokes
Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."
Walnut says, "I look like a brain."
Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."
Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"
Two nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other, "I'm-a cashew!"
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
Cashew, see, I'm nuts about you!?
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?
It was nut funny.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
You must be rich! You've got all the cashews.
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
Which nut is the best at playing tag?
Catch-yous, aka cashews.