Cashew jokes
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?
It was nut funny.
Which nut is the best at playing tag?
Catch-yous, aka cashews.
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
Cashew, see, I'm nuts about you!?
Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? "I'mma cashew!"
You must be rich! You've got all the cashews.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."
Walnut says, "I look like a brain."
Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."
Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
Two nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other, "I'm-a cashew!"
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”