What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other "I'm-a cashew!"
Broccoli says" I look like a tree" Walnut says "I look like a brain", Cashew says "I look like a kidney", Banana says "can we change the topic please? "
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew
Cashew see I’m nuts about you!?
Cashew a question? Nut now!
The cashew called the peanut boring. The peanut felt very unsalted.
What did one nut say to the other? “Cashew later.”
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
What do you call super expensive shoes? Cashews.
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt? It becomes a chestnut.
Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew? It was nut funny.
Why did the nut go to the bank? To cashew its check.
What did the mama nut say to her son? “If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy
Which nut is the best at playing tag? Catch-yous aka cashews.