Not jokes
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.
I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.
We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.
One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.
Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."
Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science