Not jokes

Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?

Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!

Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?

Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.

Orange you glad you are not a comedian?

What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.

Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.

What runs but does not walk? It's water.

I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.

Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.

I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.

I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."

If you are a robot, you cannot talk.

Sally fell off the swing.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Not Sally.

Knock, knock.

"Who's there?"

Not your dad.

"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not Sally.

Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.

This is two heads.

Deaf. "Deep water." ""

- "78 years."

Are you interested again? ""

"If you go ... you are there."

"No. 85 is good."

What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.

Why can lesbians not drive cars?

They always strap the wrong thing on.

What do asses and secrets have in common?

Both are better when not leaked!

I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.

BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?