Not jokes

I got fired for not doing enough work.

Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.

Emo: Phone die.

Emo: Why not me? ;(

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.

Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.

Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.

What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.

Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?

Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.

One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.

Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."

Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"

Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.

Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”

Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.

Me: I have no bullet holes.

Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.

Me: Ayo what the fuc*.

A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?

It danced its a** off.

Why are orphans not on this?

They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!

The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?

A family.

Why do orphans hate any milk?

Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧

Your face is so big that not even you can see it.

Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"

Not Stephen Hawking.

Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.

What runs but does not walk? It's water.

What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.

Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."