Sally fell off the swing.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Sally.
Not Jokes
Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
My friend dreamed of being a porno star.
He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him.
The next job he got was pumping petrol. Halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
