Not jokes
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?
One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.
Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."
Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"
Memes
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
John Toberty is not funny.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
Orange you glad you are not a comedian?
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.