Not jokes
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.
She is not “fun to be around.”
Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
Doctor: You have cancer.
Patient: Will I survive?
Doctor: Probably not.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"