Not jokes
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
John Toberty is not funny.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?
Memes
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
Orange you glad you are not a comedian?
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I
I'll remember my last words... "Sorry, I'm not sorry!"
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
Sally fell off the swing.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Sally.
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
If you are a robot, you cannot talk.
What did the Los Angels Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breath? they gave George Floyd two squirts of zicam cold remedy inside his nose
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.