Not jokes
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
Doctor: You have cancer.
Patient: Will I survive?
Doctor: Probably not.
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Try not to <3.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!