Not jokes
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
Why drink water and not bleach?
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
Why does America have more guns than people?