Not jokes
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
This is not a joke. This is not a joke.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
Why does America have more guns than people?
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?