Not jokes

Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.

What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.

Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.

You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.

"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.

Why can’t orphans be criminals?

Because they’re not wanted.

This is not a joke.

Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?

Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.

Twin: Not funny, dude.

I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Not Sally.

What's the worst part about getting old?

Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!

A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."

The other sibling said, "You are, too."

Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."

And the sibling says, "We're twins."

The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."

Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.

Hey Evan, this is Dad. Ya, I’m still not home.

Why did the boy not cross the road?

Because he was on thin ice.

What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?

"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."

Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.

This is not a joke. This is not a joke.