Not jokes
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
experiment
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
This is not a joke.
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.