Not jokes
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able! :/
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
Friend: What goes up but not down?
You: Your age.
Memes
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.
Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.
This is not a joke.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
Hey Evan, this is Dad. Ya, I’m still not home.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
This is not a joke. This is not a joke.
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."
That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.