Not jokes
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Memes
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.