Not jokes

When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science

Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"

Not Stephen Hawking.

Why are orphans not on this?

They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!

The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?

A family.

Why do orphans hate any milk?

Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧

Your face is so big that not even you can see it.

A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?

It danced its a** off.

Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.

What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.

Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.

One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.

Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."

Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"

What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?

"To bee or not to bee."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.

She is not “fun to be around.”

I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.

We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.

Here [are] some questions firesharky:

1. What color hair do u have?

2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?

3. What state [were] u born in?

Do not say I don't know.

The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.

Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"

The kid replied, "I'm not sad."

Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."

Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.

Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”

Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.

Me: I have no bullet holes.

Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.

Me: Ayo what the fuc*.

Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?