Not jokes

How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?

It's not hard.

Where do orphans go when sad?

Not their parents.

Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???

Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?

Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.

Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?

A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.

It's the Olympics.

Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.

Here [are] some questions firesharky:

1. What color hair do u have?

2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?

3. What state [were] u born in?

Do not say I don't know.

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.

The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.

Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"

The kid replied, "I'm not sad."

Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."

Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.

Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter, he's not coming.

My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.

John Toberty is not funny.

Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.

Why can't the orphan play baseball?

Because he does not know where home is.

This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"

I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said, “Don’t bother sweeping him son, he’s been dusted for years.” I was shocked but not surprised.

Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)

Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?

Because for them, love isn't an open door.