What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
John Toberty is not funny.
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said, “Don’t bother sweeping him son, he’s been dusted for years.” I was shocked but not surprised.
Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."