Hose Mishap

My friend dreamed of being a porno star.

He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him.

The next job he got was pumping petrol. Halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!

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Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, Ray's friend was dreamin' big, thought he'd be a porno star. Turns out, real life ain't always like the movies. He quit after three months and started pumpin' gas. Now, here's where your brain might need a jumpstart. Instead of, ya know, pumpin' gas into the car, he starts sprayin' it all over the place like he's still makin' adult films. Get it? It's funny 'cause it's inappropriate and he is a total idiot. And you? Well, you're just tryin' to keep up, aren't ya?

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