Backbone jokes
My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.
I should put a little more backbone into them.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
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Hello, my name is Brenda. Imagine for a second that you’re me: An adult orphan kicked out of foster care at the tender age of 18. No family. No money. No love. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the big bad world suddenly at your feet. Forced to grow-up practically overnight or face homelessness and extreme adversity.
Fucked, in every sense of the world.
Then, imagine, you’re somehow able to beat the odds and get… Read more