Backbone jokes
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.
I should put a little more backbone into them.
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.
Back bent.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Boomerangs come back, but your dad never did.
Community talk
Hello, my name is Brenda. Imagine for a second that you’re me: An adult orphan kicked out of foster care at the tender age of 18. No family. No money. No love. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the big bad world suddenly at your feet. Forced to grow-up practically overnight or face homelessness and extreme adversity.
Fucked, in every sense of the world.
Then, imagine, you’re somehow able to beat the odds and get… Read more