
Backbone jokes
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
Back bent.
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
Boomerangs come back, but your dad never did.
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.
What is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?
A home button.
My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.
I should put a little more backbone into them.
Community talk
Hello, my name is Brenda. Imagine for a second that you’re me: An adult orphan kicked out of foster care at the tender age of 18. No family. No money. No love. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the big bad world suddenly at your feet. Forced to grow-up practically overnight or face homelessness and extreme adversity.
Fucked, in every sense of the world.
Then, imagine, you’re somehow able to beat the odds and get… Read more