Backbone jokes

My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.

I should put a little more backbone into them.

My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.

Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.

Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.

I got fired for not doing enough work.

Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.

A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

That awkward moment you try to relate to Batman by killing your parents.

Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?

Like if your best friend is emo.