What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
MY mum once told me how do u spell mississippi and i said misisipi but she said no its goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i and i luaghed when she said pp,then she said why are you laughing i tried saying u said pp but i was laughing to hard
How do you say Brazier in German?
Stop em’ from flopp’n (German accent)
What's the difference between saying bloody in America and in the U.K?
In the U.K, it's a swear word
In America, it's a family reunion
Spell Mississippi
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
haha you said pp
Spell icup... U SEE me pee!?
Funny how Hawking rhymes with talking and walking and he can't do either. And first 4 letters of his Christian name spells step and he also can't do that.
harass say it out loud but slowly split that word in to and it sounds like her ass
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus" but it reminded me of urine 😆 (Credits to my really funny friend)
uranus is pranouced ur anus
Say traffic and replace r with h it sounds like... that thicc
I had a dissability where I kept pronouncing my g as an r, so one day, I said I liked Grapes. Of course, I pronounced it I like Rapes. I was kicked out of preshool.
