What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.
How do you say "Brazier" in German?
Stop 'em from floppin' (German accent)
Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?
Say "invented" without the first "n".
Spell "I cup." It's funny.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
Spell Mississippi.
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
Haha you said pp.
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
Spell icup... U SEE me pee!?
Funny how Hawking rhymes with talking and walking and he can't do either. And first 4 letters of his Christian name spells step and he also can't do that.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
uranus is pranouced ur anus
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus" but it reminded me of urine 😆 (Credits to my really funny friend)
Say "sukki" 10 times fast.
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
I had a dissability where I kept pronouncing my g as an r, so one day, I said I liked Grapes. Of course, I pronounced it I like Rapes. I was kicked out of preshool.
