What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
Pronunciation Jokes
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
How do you say "Brazier" in German?
Stop 'em from floppin' (German accent)
My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.
Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?
Say "invented" without the first "n".
Spell "I cup." It's funny.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
Spell Mississippi.
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
Haha you said pp.
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
Say "ocean" 5 times and you say "oh shit!"
Spell "I cup..." "I see you pee!"
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
"Spell ICUP."
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
"Ohh wing wing."
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆