What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.
How do you say "Brazier" in German?
Stop 'em from floppin' (German accent)
Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?
Say "invented" without the first "n".
Spell "I cup." It's funny.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
Spell Mississippi.
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
Haha you said pp.
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
Say "ocean" 5 times and you say "oh shit!"
Spell "I cup..." "I see you pee!"
Funny how Hawking rhymes with talking and walking and he can't do either. And first 4 letters of his Christian name spells step and he also can't do that.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
"Spell ICUP."
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
"Ohh wing wing."
