I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie It’s called finding chemo
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane Man next me said you know we’re going to New York right I told him I just wanna know what I got into
I told my new girlfriend that my mother is deaf...
So she would have to speak loudly and slowly.
I told my mother that my new girlfriend is disabled. Now we wait.
A tiny psychic escaped from jail and the news said there a small medium at large.
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Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
My friend just got a new house, he told me to make myself at home, so i threw him out. I hate visiters.
Crispy Juicy Tender, I Just Put My New-Born Son In A Blender
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York
Why did the united nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public? Because the french government was using the guillotine on new born babies for circumcision.
Stephen hawking isn’t dead he’s just can’t walk to the shop and get new batteries 🙄
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below
Trump: I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy Melania: Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy? Ivanka: Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy Pilot: Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breath taking.
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
I brought a new pen that can write underwater, it can also write other words.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn
Teacher: Is anyone missing.
Students: Your Parents
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the twin towers.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people Called the iopener
I hope stephen hawkings an origen donar bc i need new parts for my go cart
i went to see my dentist and she warned me it was going to hurt. then she told me she was having an affair with my husband. good news though...the cleaning didnt hurt.
