Introduction jokes

My mate Noha.

What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."

Hello, I am Ren, sister of Gwen.

Hello, I am firesharky, the brother of Watersharky.

Hi, I'm a name.

"Knife to meet ya."

Person you don't know, my name.

Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.

Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.

I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.

The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.

Hi, I'm stupid!

Hi, I'm Coby Bayley.

Yooo, D.K. here!

Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.

Michael J. Fox came up to me the other day and introduced himself to me. He said, "Hey, what’s shaking?"

I said, "You."

I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".

My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!

Hi, I am Bill.

Hi, I’m Joe.

All school meeting introductions:

Grade School: “Welcome Girls and Boys!”

Middle School: “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!”

High School: “Fingerers and fingerees.”