I brought my girlfriend home and introduced her to my family. My kids liked her, but my wife seemed upset.
I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.
Hi, I'm new.
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
9/11 wasnât a terrorist attack, it was the worldâs introduction to Sky Football
Hi. I am Joe.
All school meeting introductions:
Grade School: âWelcome Girls and Boys!â
Middle School: âLadies and Gentlemen, welcome!â
High School: âFingerers and fingerees.â
Hi, I am Bill.
"Knife to meet you all!"
Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.
I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.
How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself?
"Hey y'all, I'm Diane."
"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."
To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?
(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)
Yooo, D.K. here!
It's me, the Joje.
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
Hi, I'm Yeff.
Hey guys, the prank for today is when I lied about feeling sick so I wouldn't have to go to school.
Introduction: This prank was committed a week ago! Around 5:00 a.m. in the morning!
1. I got out some eggs, milk, salt, and a little bit of mashed olives... well those are the main ingredients.
2. I mixed it all up for about 2 mins just to make it look really like barf...no going to school today!
3. I put it under the sofa just to give it some solid scent to it.
4. I fixed my breakfast eggs and bacon. Then when my mom comes down I...PULL OUT MY FAKE BARF!!!!! News flash make a fake excuse for her to leave! My excuse is "I need something its in my room I don't want to get cause it would waste time".
She fell for it. Then I pull out my FAKE barf which looks like real barf. Then you say or I said "Mom I don't feel so good"! News flash: Don't over sell it think about all that boring school work! and guess what she fell for it so I spend all day doing nothing...absolutely nothing!
Well that's the prank. Anymore pranks you want ask me in the comment section! Byeeeeeeeeeee
