Introduction jokes

I brought my girlfriend home and introduced her to my family. My kids liked her, but my wife seemed upset.

I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.

My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.

Hi, I'm new.

9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football

I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.

What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?

Hi. I am Joe.

All school meeting introductions:

Grade School: “Welcome Girls and Boys!”

Middle School: “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!”

High School: “Fingerers and fingerees.”

Hi, I am Bill.

"Knife to meet you all!"

Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.

I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.

Hi, my name is Jeff.

Hi, I’m Joe.

Stephanie is my name.

How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself?

"Hey y'all, I'm Diane."

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?

Hi, I'm Hi.

"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."

To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?

(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)