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Anonymous

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A meme with two parts. The upper part is a dialogue between a kid and a mother about dark humor. The mother tells her kid to tell a man without arms to clap. The kid responds he's blind, and the mother says, "Exactly." The bottom part shows a man in a sports uniform being interviewed in front of a football field at night. The text on the image says, "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie."

BellaTrix

The image shows two side-by-side portraits of Donald Trump with different skin tones. On the left, his skin is a pale color, and text below reads, "Tupperware when it's new." On the right, his skin is more orange, and the text below reads, "Tupperware after storing spaghetti in it once."

Dick ass

Mom just bought me this new awesome game!

A black and white image of cartoon Spiderman in a field, looking shocked. Another figure, also in black and white, is in the background. The text on top says "Spiderman Back To Work."

🦄 Entity

When you take a Selfie of your new Vehicle...

A pilot is taking a selfie with an airplane in the background and is positioned so the viewer can see his tie. The plane is flying over the ocean with mountains and a city in the distance.

Erichh

A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.

Your local comrade

🎵There's a star-man waiting in the sky🎵

In a comic book style image, Superman flies with other heroes in the background. Text in the foreground reads: "Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it, they have to climb up to the two tallest buildings in New York."

hayden💯💯💯

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The image shows two panels. The top panel contains the text "Girls locker room: Oh my god, Becky, coach is soo hot, hey did you get a new bra? Ashley, wanna establish communism?" The bottom panel contains a painting of a chaotic medieval battle scene.

Bozo

I WANNA STEP ON ONE OF THOSE

A photo shows a person's foot about to step on a Lego brick, with other Lego pieces scattered on the carpet. Text at the bottom reads "Lego Introduces New Sharper Bricks That Instantly Kill You When You Step On Them | Babylon Bee"

freddyfatbear

:/

The image shows two scenes. The top scene shows two women yelling and pointing. The text "People who watch the news" is below them. The bottom scene shows a golden retriever dog wearing a tie and working on a laptop. The text "Graphic Designers" is below the dog. Behind the dog is a scene of explosions and war.

Anonymous

A tabby cat lies on the floor with a rainbow-colored light beam emanating from its rear. Below the cat, a news banner reads, "BREAKING NEWS: CAT PROTECTS FAMILY FROM A LGBT. Brave cat stopped the LGBT as it entered the home."

Willy b

The image shows soldiers with guns. In the lower part of the image, there is a text banner that reads: "Breaking News LIVE Due to a decrease in cookie sales, The Girl Scouts switch to a more agresive sales campaign".

DADDY sus aka the king

WTF is going on in texas

Cahyani Ambara

Death

The top panel of the image shows a smiling blue character named Four with an adjacent character standing on a bench. Below this panel, there is text that reads, "Dying is not allowed." The bottom panel shows a live news report with a graph showing a sharp downward trend. At the bottom, the text reads, "BREAKING NEWS" and "DYING RATE DROPS TO 0%"

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

Trying out this new golf cart and just hit a family
of 4! Talk about a squad wipe! #noskins

M3ME G0D

A screenshot of a Twitter post by @upblissed, asking if @MrBlackOG searched up "gang." Below, a tweet from Mr. Black says that he was banned from Google, because of several requests from the United States Government regarding the topics he was searching for over the last 5 years. The text says, "You no longer have permission to use Google, nor make a new Gmail account under your name. If we are made aware that you are trying to make a new account, legal action will be taken." Mr. Black can return to Google on June 26, 2033.

tabs1528

A screenshot of a Google search with the text "white people stole my car" in the search bar. Below the search bar, Google suggests, "Did you mean: black people stole my car."

Wade

A news headline reads: "The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody and Being Hunted By Police." Below the headline are two images: one shows police cars with flashing lights and the other shows the mugshot of the supposed bandit with wide eyes.

TheForeverVirgin

The image shows a white dog sitting in a pothole filled with water. There is text overlaying the image that says, "Americans will measure with anything but the metric system." A news banner at the bottom says, "Doggy-sized pothole patched on North Side."

Yugi

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

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