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Cookie

Willy b · 1 year ago
  • The image shows soldiers with guns. In the lower part of the image, there is a text banner that reads: "Breaking News LIVE Due to a decrease in cookie sales, The Girl Scouts switch to a more agresive sales campaign".
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  • People

    freddyfatbear · 3 years ago
  • :/

    The image shows two scenes. The top scene shows two women yelling and pointing. The text "People who watch the news" is below them. The bottom scene shows a golden retriever dog wearing a tie and working on a laptop. The text "Graphic Designers" is below the dog. Behind the dog is a scene of explosions and war.
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  • Biden

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of a news report with the title 'News about Ukraine' and the CNN logo. Below is the text 'Biden says he's coming for Putin's bussy...' with the timestamp '11 hours ago'. The image is of Joe Biden at a podium.
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  • Cat

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • A tabby cat lies on the floor with a rainbow-colored light beam emanating from its rear. Below the cat, a news banner reads, "BREAKING NEWS: CAT PROTECTS FAMILY FROM A LGBT. Brave cat stopped the LGBT as it entered the home."
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  • Butthole tickling bandit

    DADDY sus aka the king · 3 years ago
  • WTF is going on in texas

    A screenshot of a news headline that reads, "The Texas Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Finally Been Caught". Below the headline, it says, "By calt Mar 20, 2013". Below that it says "Breaking News" and then "Man arrested for breaking into homes and tickling buttholes". On the right, there's a headshot of a man, and on the left a blurry picture of some cars with flashing lights.
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  • Butthole tickling bandit

    Daddy dick · 3 years ago
  • Ohio getting out of hand

    The image shows a news headline stating "The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody and Being Hunted By Police." There is a photo of the bandit's mugshot to the right and police cars with flashing lights to the left. Text on image also says "Breaking News."
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  • Rent

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A woman's mugshot below a newspaper headline that reads, "'Long Live Chairman Mao!' woman shouts as she decapitates her landlord with a Samurai Sword for raising her rent."
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  • Foreskin

    Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago
  • A screenshot of a Twitter post. The top tweet, by 'chibi Vtuber', has a profile picture of an anime character with pink hair and reads: 'FANTASTIC FORESKINS ARE COMING TO FORTNITE'. Below this, it quotes a tweet from 'Dexerto' which reads: 'Fantastic Four skins are coming to Fortnite. It is one of the most wanted collabs ever via HYPEX'. Below the Dexerto tweet are two images side-by-side: on the left, an image of the Fantastic Four characters (Mr. Fantastic, The Invisible Woman, The Human Torch, and The Thing) and on the right, the large white 'F' logo for Fortnite on a blue background.
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  • American

    TheForeverVirgin · 3 years ago
  • The image shows a white dog sitting in a pothole filled with water. There is text overlaying the image that says, "Americans will measure with anything but the metric system." A news banner at the bottom says, "Doggy-sized pothole patched on North Side."
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  • Death

    Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago
  • Death

    The top panel of the image shows a smiling blue character named Four with an adjacent character standing on a bench. Below this panel, there is text that reads, "Dying is not allowed." The bottom panel shows a live news report with a graph showing a sharp downward trend. At the bottom, the text reads, "BREAKING NEWS" and "DYING RATE DROPS TO 0%"
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  • Rose

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The image shows a turtle climbing a fence. The text on the image reads: "Roses are red. Pigs cannot fly. Breaking News. LIVE Tortoise attempts escape because fuck you, that's why." There is a TVN Exclusive logo in the lower-right corner.
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  • Bandit

    Wade · 2 years ago
  • A news headline reads: "The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody and Being Hunted By Police." Below the headline are two images: one shows police cars with flashing lights and the other shows the mugshot of the supposed bandit with wide eyes.
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  • Car

    tabs1528 · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of a Google search with the text "white people stole my car" in the search bar. Below the search bar, Google suggests, "Did you mean: black people stole my car."
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  • Friend

    minecraftsuchti · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a Google search for "who was hitler's best friend" with the result showing the movie character Mort, a lemur.
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  • Summer

    Creed (shit isnt availabe) · 11 months ago
  • A meme featuring text at the top and bottom of an image of actor Mark Wahlberg looking confused. The top text reads "News: Deadly heatwave is coming. Texans:". The bottom text reads "YOU MEAN SUMMER?".
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  • Bro

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 3 years ago
  • Bro looks like his mom dropped him when he was a new born

    Two mugshot images of a man with a goatee, neck tattoos, and a slightly swollen face. The images are side-by-side, showing him in front and profile view. A small logo in the lower left reads "FOX21 News Colorado".
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  • Loss

    𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘 · 3 years ago
  • saddest youtube comment :(

    A text-based image displaying a story in a format similar to a forum post. It starts with the user detailing an event from when they were younger where their mom and sister had gone out to get groceries, and they were doing chores. While doing chores, they watched the news and saw a report of a local woman and daughter getting killed in a car accident. They then write about finding a note from their mom telling them they could play their game console before she came back. The post ends with them mentioning she never came home.
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  • GTA VI

    Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago
  • A person holds a blue plastic handheld water ring toss game, which features cartoon fish and an octopus in a water-filled screen. The screen also contains small colorful rings. The text overlaid on the image, presented as a news headline, reads: "NEWS. GTA VI WILL NOT BE RELEASED ON THE WATER RING TOSS HANDHELD." Below this headline, smaller text says: "My favourite handheld...".
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  • Driver

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A news headline reads: 'Pantless driver dies after being ejected through his sunroof while masturbating to porn on a cellphone when the car crashed and rolled over.'
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  • Page

    αmy · 2 years ago
  • i know what i’m naming my child

    A Google search results page for the search term "p girl names." The results include typical names like "Paige," "Patricia," and "Penelope," but also lists "Pakistan International Airlines."
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