Chemo jokes

What did the kid with leukemia watch last night? Finding Chemo.

What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.

I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.

It’s called Finding Chemo.

Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.

My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.

I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back.

Apparently, that’s insensitive to someone during chemo.

What do people with cancer always want to watch?

"Finding Chemo."

Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.

I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!

Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.

Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?

A: Tumor.

Me: Imagine not having hair.

Kids: On chemo.

Bitch the fuck.

Carys’s mum has chemo.