New Introduction

Categories

  • Introduction
  • Social Interaction
  • Beginner
  • Freshman
  • Short jokes

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you absolute cotton-headed ninny muggins! You're telling us you're new. Like, what, did you just hatch from an egg or something? Newsflash: everybody's new at some point, you're not special. You're probably just trying to be all innocent and stuff, but you probably have some nefarious secret up your sleeve.

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