Worst Jokes Ever
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the equator as her belt.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
BIDEN!
"Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us."
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.