I lost my driver's license today. I hit my ex with my car.
Worst Jokes Ever
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
"Hee hee touch my pp."
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn’t matter; it won’t come anyway.
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"
Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
