Worst Jokes Ever
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?
Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
How are apples and orphans different?
Apples get picked.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family sized.
Let's beat that "lEtS gET 69 LikEs anD CoMmEntS" with 21 dislikes on this post. #21gang
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.
"Go big or go home," that’s what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that’s what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that’s what I say.
My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We'll see about that.” Then I unplugged his life support.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.