Worst Jokes Ever
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What's the difference between life and death? Life hurts.
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...