Worst Jokes Ever
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
Sister: You're adopted.
Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
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This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
This is not even a joke.
Roses are red, that much is true. But violets are purple, not fucking blue.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"
Why are my students so naughty?
Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?
Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Quarantine.
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.