Worst Jokes Ever
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
"Clap clap clap that ass, bitch, shake that cameltoe, let them see them pussy lips!"
My family is like a cactus. They're a bunch of pricks.
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your mom isn't here because she doesn't love you.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
I hate it when disabled people get bullied...
... because they can't stand up for themselves.
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.