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what is i joke that will never end even tho you want it to? For me life
What's the difference between covid and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident and the media blaming it on 9/11.
I was an orphan as a kid but I have never had a bitch so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming and she said "Mofo you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to"
Orphans and pretty tough I mean you never see them running home...
stephen was a mad role model, he never taught me to stand up for myself
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays Birthday girl: Oh wow! Parent: Anyone missing? Birthday girl: Your parents
They never told us humpty was a egg. A man died then!
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As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks “what’s the purpose of your visit?”... “I’m going to shoot a pilot” is never a good answer
I saw a news ad on tv about a dad coming home after getting milk i said "ive never seen that one before"
What should you never say to an orphan?
Your Mom
why should you never talk to pie at a party? bc it goes on forever
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in gta 5? Because they are not wanted!
Me: Wanna hear a joke? Person: Sure Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life. But my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning Person: Dear god..
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, "Just you wait!"
why does the ophan drink hot coco with water because his dad never came back with the milk
