Never jokes
As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.