Never jokes
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
Memes
once u see it, you'll never un see it
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, "Just you wait!"
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"