What's the one upside to being an orphan? You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
You never think of how people will react to an event, my friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers He is never going to stop From Lithuania down to Andorra He has scored a fucking lot Penalties and Tapins The Fields of Faroe Islands He is our GOAT And his name is Cristiano Columbus Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.
Freshfry pls leave me and prince alone! I never ask u too join our chat!
he never has a bad day
because he always wake’s up on both sides on the bed
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive..
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun? Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never had a lentil on my face.
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me
I could never fall out a boat because I've already fallen for you.
As a straight son one day I ask my mom have your ever quit in something that you did before. My mom said no I never quit in anything. So ask my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said what did I say quitters are for spitters.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house. So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard, one said “ what tree?” I replied “you’ll know when you get here”
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
When you see an orphanage bully remind them that no matter how powerful they are they will never be as strong as their dad's..... Oh wait they don't have a dad
My crush rejected me 2 years ago and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
I would make a disabled joke But they never work
Why do Asians excel at math? Because their dog can never eat their homework
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral what song should you never play? Alphaville - Forever Young
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old
