Never jokes
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Memes
once u see it, you'll never un see it
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, "Just you wait!"
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"