Never jokes
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
Memes
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Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
:(
Continue.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, "Just you wait!"
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.