Never

Never jokes

Jedi

Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?

If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.

Orphan

When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.

Boat

I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.

Sexuality

Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?

They’re never straight with you.

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  • Death

    I wish death was in the form of a woman.

    That way, it would never come for me.

    Memes

    Class

    I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

    A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.
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  • Orphan

    We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.

    Split

    We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.

    Surname

    *Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?

    Strategy

    "If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."

    -Sun Tzu, Art of War.

    Covid

    What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?

    I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.

    Orphan

    Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

    Teacher: What?

    Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.

    Teacher: Why water?

    Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

    Life

    What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?

    For me, life.

    Orphan

    I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"