Never jokes
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
Memes
It works, my brother has never slept better
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
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Continue.
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.