Never jokes
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, "Just you wait!"
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.