Never jokes
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
Memes
tru tho
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
:(
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