Never jokes
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...