Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Appel all ways gets pick.
What cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
Hey guys can we stop making these jokes, If my mom sees this I will never see the sun again. Oh . . . :( continue
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
