Never jokes

What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?

For me, life.

Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.

My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.

Why can orphans travel around so much?

A. They never get homesick.

What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?

I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.

Why do mountains never rest?

Because it’s ever-est.

We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.

Why did the retard cross the road?

He never made it!

Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.

And 100% of men don’t care.

As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.

When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.

You should never leave a man hanging.

Unless they are still alive.

I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!

Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?

They’re never straight with you.

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...

Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.

They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!