Volleyball

Volleyball jokes

Quote

Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.

Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!

Midget

Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?

Team

Why did everyone quit the high school volleyball team? To join Coach Kyle's team, of course!

Pacman

The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

Sailing

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

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  • Football Team

    Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.

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