Never jokes
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.
Orphan: Mine are never.
Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks... Sits down looking astonished. The bear says, "what's the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks?" The man says, "it's not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place."
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: Started to laugh and said "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
Hehe
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
I am never letting Elsa take care of my dog again. Last time she just let it go.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
I don't laugh at Trump.
I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
I will never forget my mother and father's last words.
"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"
You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
Me and my friends were talking. Then we started talking about our wives. I said, "So, I married a volcano for a wife. You never know when she will blow up."
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!