Never jokes
I never forget my grandpa's last words.
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.
My mom and I went to a bank. Hard to say I never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks."
LOL
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
Two nuns are riding their bikes down a cobblestone path.
One nun turns to the other one and says, "I’ve never come this way."
The other one says, "Neither have I. It must be the cobblestones."
They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O