why does the ophan drink hot coco with water because his dad never came back with the milk
why is Peter pan always flying?
because he Never lands
My friend Jimmy said his dad is exactly like Santa. I asked, "Why is it because he gives people presents?" Jimmy told me, "No, it's because I hear so many good things about him but and how he's gonna come home, but never see him."
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family
The only only time rape jokes are funny is never.
What goes up but never comes down? Water in Australia
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got the see either of them and they are now extinct
Do you have dark humor?
Actually never mind, I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying..... but I decided to abort.
Never invest in funerals. It's a dying industry.
A boy walks up to a girl and says " i would tell you a joke about my dick but it's too long" then the girl say's " yeah, i would tell you a joke about my pussy but you'll never get it."
What pool never runs dry? The one on the Titanic.
Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
My dad and I went to the hospital once, and he said he'd be fine and it'd only take a few minutes.
Lying bastard never came out.
Children should never run with scissors and lesbians should never scissor with the runs
How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar?
They never get old.
Whats starts with M and end with arriage?
Miscarriage Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
