Never jokes
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
DO MEEEEEEE totaly didn't copy nobody ehehehe
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.
The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.
The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.
LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
What does a Right-Winger say when he sees a rainbow above the sky?
"A colorful sky? That's too woke for me. Jesus and our ancestors would have never stood for this!"
I tried phone sex once, lost my bits to a stray "call waiting" beep. Very painful. Never again.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
Teacher: What is your name? Me: Written in the stars.
Teacher: Where? Me: A million miles away.
Teacher: What are you talking about? Me: A message to the main.
Teacher: You must change your behavior! Me: Seasons come and go, but I will never change.
Teacher: Go to the school principal NOW! Me: And I'm on my way.