Spinosaurus jokes

What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.

When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.

At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

'PNEIS'

and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass.

Why can't a t-rex clap?

Because it's dead.

Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.