Spinosaurus jokes

What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.

Why can't a t-rex clap?

Because it's dead.

God creating spiders.

God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "p" is silent.