Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer, that at least i can scan my worth at the supermarket.
Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head
-JFK
What's both red, white and sometimes purple My arms...
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one
guy spills milk on a me i say " it's OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one
Sometimes, I think back on all the mistakes I've ever made.
Then I realize "My daughter isn't THAT bad..."
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
Sometimes i wish my gf was here that way we could have some fun in my bed, the I realize she's right across the hall. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA)!!
Sometimes my Battery life has the same recognition as me :(
I went to a sleepover at my best friend's house. He lives with his grandpa and little brother, his mom and dad. His little brother likes to run around the house naked sometimes. I cant help but notice his grandpa always looks up when he does.
I had a horse named mayo and sometimes mayonnaise
sometimes i get jealous when i see a gravestone
I was in a motivational seminar about depression the other day and she said i could be anything i wanted to be if i put my mind to it, sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do it even if it's messy
Sometimes I just wake up in the morning and think damn better luck next time
I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
being raped is like a dance sometimes it hurts some times it hurts more
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes She can't see the obvious
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them
